OT- Blonde joke for Neon John

 A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny

silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it

up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said,

"Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot, and cold

things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing...I'm going

to buy it!! " So she bought the thermos and took it to work the

next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?

"Why, that's a thermos....it keeps hot things hot and cold things

cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond

replied....... "Two popsicles and some coffee."

 

As one redneck explained to his friend, "The thermos is the most advanced
invention of our civilization.  It keeps the hot things hot and the cold
things cold."

"Yeah, what's so wonderful about that?" asked his friend.

To which the rednec replied, "How do it know???"

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